DOOM, List Of, Day 3

Ahh, the $400 cactus…

When we moved into our lovely new house, I did some exploring. In the little grassy alleyway between our yard and the neighbor’s, outside the gate in my backyard that opened into the alley, was a prickly-pear-type cactus. It wasn’t a big cactus! It was just a few square feet of cactus that wasn’t even as tall as my five foot self. I was happy it was there. It blocked view of the gate into my backyard.

Cut to two years later, and a succession of teenagers NOT dealing with...