I am not 17 anymore.[Description: A two panel comic. The first...

I am not 17 anymore.

[Description: A two panel comic.  The first panel has me at my desk, surrounded by and drinking Diet Cokes.  Text above reads: ‘The Crime.’  The second panel shows me huddled on my bed in the fetal position.  My stomach is gurgling and I look pained.  The text above reads: ‘The Punishment.’]