Okay, FINE.

Of all the shiny red, happy orange, springy green, and sunny yellow KitchenAids I've given away over the past couple of years, the largest response by far was this dark gray, sturdy, masculine baby I gave away a few weeks ago.

What is that all about? Aren't most of you chicks? Wouldn't you rather have a pretty pink mixer on your counter than a cold, sturdy, gray one? What's with this plunge into masculinity? This dabbling in testosterone?

By the way, I've decided if they ever come out with a ...