Dying Of The Death (And Lack Of Oxygen)

So I had the fun experience the other day of going in for a routine check of my thyroid (which was irradiated back in 2014, woot radioactive girl!*) and getting the results, which were, essentially, “Hey, your thyroid’s GREAT but LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE IS BROKEEEEENNNNN”. *eyeroll*.

* So after the radiation therapy, I had to stay at least a meter away from everyone for like 4-7 days (I forget exactly) and afterwards wash all my sheets and clothing really meticulously. While I was in the r...