It Doesn't Matter What You Buy Your Dad, He'll Hate It.

No, I'm kidding. Sort of. I mean, some of us dads are conditioned to expect to hate our gifts from the years of socks and ties and pictures from the kids that we had to try to decipher to avoid breaking a young heart.

[Peering at the drawing] "Is it.... a spider? A horse? Oh, I see, it's a car. No? A building? Really? I mean...oh, yeah, of course. I see it. Great building, kiddo."

To hell with that. Get your dad something he wants, and that you can afford.

I'd like to say you can't go wrong with...