Cats win; Eels to go

Unlike Vulgar Marxism (here), who claims that the Aussie Rules grand final is the greatest event in the Australian cultural calendar - it's like Melbourne claiming to be the best city because every second sleazy den sells bitter coffee - there are in fact two such events.

Today the Geelong Cats won the Aussie rule grand final: Go the Cats! Now that's my team, basically since I was born in Geelong. Forget that fact that I left when I was one. And forget the fact that the son of God led them to ...