Jimmy Buys a Book from the Used Book Store

Jimmy Buys a Book from the Used Book Store
by Jimmy Pappas

Jimmy: Just bought a new book at the used book store.

Mrs. Jimmy: Wow, that's great, Honey.

Jimmy: I thought it was a pretty good choice on my part.

Mrs. Jimmy: I know how much you like a good deal, Sweetie.

Jimmy: Yeah, I checked it out pretty carefully.

Mrs. Jimmy: As you always do, Lover.

Jimmy: Here take a look.

Mrs. Jimmy: So this is the book?

Jimmy: Yep, that's it.

Mrs. Jimmy: This book here?

Jimmy: Yep, that book there.

Mrs. Jimmy: The one I'm holding in my hand?

Jimmy: Yes, that book you are holding in your hand.

Mrs. Jimmy: And what made you choose this book?

Jimmy: Well, for one thing it's published by Johns Hopkins University.

Mrs. Jimmy: Johns Hopkins University?

Jimmy: That's right.

Mrs. Jimmy: Johns Hopkins University?

Jimmy: What is there an echo in here?

Mrs. Jimmy: Johns Hopkins.

Jimmy: Yes, Johns Hopkins.

Mrs. Jimmy: The one in Baltimore.

Jimmy: That's right.

Mrs. Jimmy: Where they do all that medical research.

Jimmy: That's right.

Mrs. Jimmy: The one that always ranks highly as a medical school.

Jimmy: Yes, that one.

Mrs. Jimmy: And where does it name the publisher?

Jimmy: At the top of the front cover.

Mrs. Jimmy: At the top.

Jimmy: Yes, at the top.

Mrs. Jimmy: Of this cover.

Jimmy: Oh, for crying out loud, what's your problem.

Mrs. Jimmy: THE Johns Hopkins University.

Jimmy: Just give it to me.

Mrs. Jimmy: Here you go, Honey Pie.

Jimmy: It's right here at the top!

Mrs. Jimmy: Read away, Dear.

Jimmy: It's right here. ON THE JOHN UNIVERSITY!!!

Mrs. Jimmy: *smiley face*

Jimmy: ???????????????????????????????????????

Mrs. Jimmy: *larger smiley face*

Jimmy: ???????????????!!!!!!!????????!!!!????????

Mrs. Jimmy: *even larger smiley face*

Jimmy: ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Mrs. Jimmy: *crying smiley face*

Jimmy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Jimmy: *crying face with tongue sticking out*

Jimmy: oh

Mrs. Jimmy: *smiley face with hearts for eyes*




Here is the link to the book. The title is still wrong on Goodreads:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6...