Look, Apparently It’s Harry Potter Week And We’re All Going To Be Okay With That

In sharp contrast to our man Draco of the last two days, I present to you one of the many, many reasons that Snape is a jerk:

See, unlike Draco, Snape is now what we call a ‘legal adult’. Wait, there’s a quote from the queen herself about this…

Yes, Draco is approaching maturity in the later books. He’s not unproblematic. Acknowledged.

But Snape has been a fully-fledged adult for several decades, and unlike Draco, who, as an adult, tries to redress some of the wrongs that were done and r...