"It's Dangerous for Strangers in Atlantis"

On our forthcoming trip to Africa, we certainly hope we don't suffer Kathy Ireland's fate and slip into an underground realm populated by refugees from an Olivia Newton-John video. But we reckon anything's possible, so we'll be sure to conceal our surface-world origins should foam columns give way.

Believe it or not, we actually saw this whole dog back in '88; we were big fans of Ireland's work in the swimsuit oeuvre. Alas, our only memory of the movie is of being vaguely disappointed in the ...