All the World is About Bacon

My oldest daughter, who’s eight years old, has extensive food allergies, so eating isn’t always a delight for her.  But she *can* eat bacon – and she does it with gusto.  It’s her favorite food on earth currently.  Yesterday she decided that really everything in life is about bacon, and we laughed ourselves silly coming up with reasons why.  Today we made this list for your viewing pleasure.

 

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Knives – to cut the bacon

Forks – to lift the bacon to my mouth

Plates –...