A Complete List of Everyone John Has Ever Been Jealous of with Regard to Sherlock:
Irene AdlerJames MoriartyJim from IT (they’re still separate people in John’s mind)Janine HawkinsMary MorstanMycroft (sits in John’s chair, has wordless communication with Sherlock that John doesn’t understand)Mrs Hudson (gets Sherlock’s affection)Sherlock’s mum (ditto)Angelo (ditto)Molly HooperJohn’s ex-girlfriend with the dog (laughed too loudly at Sherlock’s jokes)the married ones from next door (the tall one always checks out Sherlock’s butt)the innkeepers from Dartmouth, both of them (see above)Toby (see: Mrs Hudson)the memory of Redbeard (dog/child irregardless)himself from Sherlock’s victorian hallucinations (rocking that sweet stache)a serial killer they once caught in Lambeththeir mailmanthe cheese samples lady from Tescoa bunch of grapes that Sherlock once looked at too admiringly
Published on May 15, 2019 06:26