Galactic Onanation Device

Happy Holidays, everybody!  Jesus is returning!As a Borg!On a Cube!Which is disguised as a comet!And you can prove this through scripture!Via io9, the exciting new UFO theory so insanely implausible and dimwitted that of course tens of thousands of people believe in it without question.Conspiracy theorists believe that Comet Elenin is rapidly approaching Earth, and that it's a perfect cube. A cube piloted by cyborgs who seek to assimiliate the human race into their collective. A Borg Cube...