How the [bleep] is it May?

And where the freak have I been?

I don’t even know, man. I don’t even know.

That thing where I try to do more with my life than go to work and come home and go back to work goes on. It’s been rough lately, because the AC has been non-functional for two weeks. The weather hasn’t been too hot (thankfully!) but it’s just enough to throw everything off. I come home from work and it’s not hot in the house, but if I turn the stove on to cook dinner, it will be. So I wait, and I screw around until i...