Facebook Awakens, Finds Real Menace

Facebook Bans President, Congress, Pentagon, Military Industrial Complex, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Army, Navy, Air Force and Corporate Media For Their Violence and Hate Crimes.
Go-Fuck-Me online group immediately offers aid, raises twelve dollars in first day of fund raising, resolves not to eat or feed pets until Anti-Social media regains its senses.
United Nations breaks out in largest public celebration since the end of World War Two. Representatives of overwhelming global majority dance, sing and give finger to embarrassed American delegation, reduced to hiding under desks while gaining better views of female aides’ legs.
Hillary and husband join with Donald and wife and leap off Empire State Building observation deck in protest. World community rejoices.