I Yam What I Yam

I used to answer Godzilla's fan mail.

It was my first job, and I wasn't hired to answer Godzilla's fan mail, I just kind of fell into it. I was actually hired as an editorial assistant at a children's books publisher. We published books for the school library market. One of the series was based on classic monster movies, including Godzilla. I don't know why, so don't ask. They were already doing them when I got there, so it wasn't my fault.

My first week on the job, someone handed me a stack of...