What color is your mustache?

[image error]This is a problem. I honestly can't tell the difference between a hipster mustache and a regular, run-of-the-mill one. In other words, I'm no longer able to distinguish between slouchy hipsters nursing hangovers, and regular, blue collar guys on their way to work. Clothing sometimes helps, but not always, because these days, hipsters don everything from collar shirts to button-downs, not just ironic tees from Urban Outfitters that say things like, "I Only Like New York As a Friend." As a...