You Talk Like a Sumerian?

     Do you talk like a Sumerian?
     That ancient civilization developed humanity's first written communication through pictograms. But our ancestors soon discovered that pictures weren’t enough to get their point across, so they created a code for words - the alphabet. With that, communication spread onto clay tablets, papyrus, and paper, then exploded through printing presses, typewriters, copy machines, and emails.     
     But everything was TL;DR (too long; didn’t read), so dialog...