ARCs and a Super Duper Early Giveaway

Last Thursday, my doorbell rang at 2:30 p.m. and my first thought was, "Bookmarks!" Actually, that's a lie. My first thought was, "You're going to wake up the kid!"  But once that passed through the system, my mind jumped to bookmarks. 

So I raced downstairs and opened the door and found……two boxes. 

This puzzled me. I was pretty sure we didn't order that many bookmarks. Surely they weren't my ARCs. Those weren't scheduled to arrive for another two weeks. Curious, I picked up a box. And the...