godsofhumanity:Hades: I’ve secretly been withdrawing money from the shared bank account my...

godsofhumanity:

Hades: I’ve secretly been withdrawing money from the shared bank account my wife and I have and deposit that money into my personal account which is untraceable.

Hecate: Wait wtf? You planning to bail?

Hades: No. I just really love surprising Persephone with small gifts. Usually she’ll see the price and say it’s too expensive, but this way, she’ll never know :)

Persephone, who has overheard all of this: *silently cries*