...And a poo-dle in a pear tree...

(These are the correct words for this song - the original words.) (Yeah, they are. Honest. Yeah.)On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A poo-dle in a pear tree....On the second day of Christmas...On the third day of Christmas.............................................................On the 12th day of Xmas
my true love sent 2 me
12 Dachshunds digging,
11 Pit Bulls peeing,
10 Labs a-leaping,
9 Dalmatians dancing,
8 Mutts a-moulting,
7 Spaniels swimming,
6 Greyhounds Gazing,
5 Gordon Setters,
4 Border Collies,
3 Fox Hounds,
2 Cute Corgis,
And a poo-dle in a pear tree!