As Funny Today As They Were In 2015

 From
October 8th, 2015
A Couple Of Funny News Stories

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I've been ill the last couple of days.Matter of fact,I'm still not totally up to par yet!Which means my brain's processors are not processing to their full potential.Which means my usual funnyand witty humor won't be available for this
Post.Which means the laughter that you wholeheartedly want to experience from visiting my
Blog
will not be heard around the
World
today.
Maybe theNewsof the day can cheer us up.Let's see here,USA Today is reporting that "Runners and Potheads have Similar Highs." Now,if someone comes up with proof thatPotgives you the same health benefits as running a
Marathon,I just might consider trying some (Again).

Billionaire Barry Diller stated on Bloomberg Politics, “If Donald Trump doesn't fall, I'll either move out of the country or join the resistance.”And I thought the
One Per-centers
all saw eye to eye.

"Wisconsin Wildlife Officials refute that lawn ornaments counted in the annual state deer tally."Well,if know those hunters,the more deer you have in the state,the more
Deer Tags
are sold to shoot them.And finally,I can't wait for the Pilot of a Drug Smuggling Aircraft explain why Time is reporting, $10,000 worth of Marijuana Falls From the Sky Onto Family’s Doghouse.Won't that be a funny story to tell his
Cartel!
This is,Feeling Sick But Found Some Humor In The News,Jim Hauenstein,
And,“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

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