Musings in a Writer’s Mind When He Should be Writing

I get a lot of strange emails. Sometimes they contain little bits of wisdom and when they do, I file them away on my computer for future reference.

Today, I want to share some of these musings with you. Perhaps you will find them interesting. Perhaps not.

In any case, take a look. You may find something you like.

I had amnesia once — maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that  money  can’t make me happy.

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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who  ride  horses sidesaddle.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous  in  the  home  and,  when  he grows up, he’ll never be  able  to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when  everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they  don’t talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not
How can  there  be  self-help  “groups”?
If swimming  is  so  good  for  your  figure, how  do  you  explain  whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and  I’ll  show  you  a  man  who  can’t  get  his  pants
Is it  me  — or do  buffalo  wings  taste  like  chicken?

Finally, a few interesting facts that you can use to win a bet or two.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

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There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad.

And  this little tidbit for those of us who use keyboards.

The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet