POTATO MOON, Part 81: "With Sincere Apologies to Josh Ritter for Dragging Him into This Nonsense" by Jessica Sheffield

"Pants? We don't need no stinkin'--"

"That will be quite enough of that, Jakob," Edwood said firmly, his stern tone belied somewhat by the glitter on his skin. Jakob thought fleetingly about all the interesting places that glitter could get to before scowling and pulling on his pants.

Solanum ...