New Outside Column!

My latest Outside column is all about how I'm an "avid driver:"


Seems to me that driving a car and hating cyclists instead of other drivers is like taking a crap in a burning house and complaining about which way someone hung the toilet paper.

By the way, some people like the toilet paper over, others like it under, but everybody knows the proper orientation is sideways--or else you just get a bidet, which is the Rohloff hub of posterior hygiene.

Oops, I guess I just gave away the subject of my next column.  Oh well, just pretend to be surprised.