thebootydiaries:

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any...

thebootydiaries:



me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left


child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?


me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head


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Published on April 16, 2019 20:52
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