The Listicle menace

"Tell me, what are the top ten things you like about me?" Ye Gods! Here I am, wondering about how I ever managed to get a girl to be interested in me. Where was the time to think about what I liked in her when I was spending all the time bemused about what she could have found to like in me? Telling that to her, I have discovered, is a sure recipe for disaster. You think you will be