Optimist gets world's worst rejection letter

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In my evergreen attempts to gauge my occupational results (pathetic) versus my potential (monumental), I think I’ve settled on what kind of following I have. It is thus:



I have a cult following.



That sounds presumptuous until you consider the kind of cult writing like mine inspires.



My cult is polite, proper, has good posture and excels at things like living room “