Slush Reading, Seuss Style

Slush I Read

by Jim C. Hines

(Apologies to Seuss)

I read slush.

Slush I read.

That slush I read.

That slush I read!

I do not like that slush I read.

Do you like fanfic with vamps?

I do not like them Mary Sue.

Why do these vamps all worship you?

Here's a tale from D & D!

I do not want your D & D.

I do not like your elf PC.

I can not stand your purple prose.

I want to punch you in the nose!

Would you like a hot sex scene?

I wrote it for my online 'zine!

I do not like your pervy tale.
Your metaphors make ...