The fist rule of Book Tour

(Note -- due to the brief amount of time I have and my pathetic typing skills, I'm going to leave all typos unfixed.)

The first rule of Book Tour is: Never complain about book tour.

Let me explain. Its fine to say stuff like, "Tomorrow will be a long day." That's a fact. But I think it's bad form to ever complain or grumble about anything while on a book tour because not that many people are fortunate enough to be sent on one. It would be very poor form to say stuff like, "I hate this hotel...