Warning: This Post Contains Exactly One (1) Incredibly Obvious April Fools' Gag

Good morning!

I am obviously America's foremost helmet troll:

(A helmet troll)
And as such it is recumbent upon me to write a column about The Great Trek Bicycle-Making Company's™ new Miracle Helmet®:


For best results, be sure to spraypaint yourself from head to toe:



Speaking of not seeing things that are right in front of you, on today's Bike Forecast I shared the following tweet from the NYPD 103rd Precinct:

Love 'em or hate 'em, they're here. NYC's #VisionZero Bicycle Network is Now the Nation's Largest! Over 1,200 miles, with almost 120 miles on city streets. Keep an extra eye