So another day done.

A little hung over, I simply dicked around, cooking and drinking tea. Tomorrow, I will clean and you're all invited to come over and help. I live in South Dakota and it's cold and snowy out. You'll like it here.

Not.

Anyway, here are a few short answers for the anons:

Yes, I like churros. Love them even.
No, I will not post a picture of my ass. This is a family blog (heh).
Asian cuisine is probably my favorite.
Complete vegetarian since September 2nd. No, I don't miss meat.
I'm an Aries.
Yes, I'm a registered Republican (working on the inside, deep cover).
I don't much smoke pot anymore. Sorry. Feel free, though.
Leg man.
Punk rock and classical, mainly.
My middle name is Roy.
Please go to Wikipedia and look up things like 'satire' and 'parody'. This blog is meant to entertain, get my work out there, and connect with other people, but some of the writing is also a form of protest on my part.
Fuck off.
Probably Wes Anderson.

There's more, but I deleted a bunch without looking.

You guys know what I could go for right now? A fucking Pepsi. Man, that sounds good.