"We muffed up the sign."

 Wherein Jack can move at long last.

 *Laughs evilly and rubs hands together in the darkness.*
 Guys, don't take it for granted how lovely it is to move and breathe. You never know when you might pull a muscle and be in agonizing pain.
 Moving on. This is going to be short, dinner just finished cooking and food wins over blogging.
 Another publisher turned down Through a Glass Darkly but I found yet another. I am going to try and submit to them tonight if I get a chance. Also write. Writing is good. MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
 Dog just tried to eat my dinner so now I will be even faster.
 If anyone is looking for a delightful children's book to read get a hold of me. I might have just the thing for you. (This is, in fact, not self promotion. This book was written by someone else.)
 That is all. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
 Farewell!