Even I can't make this up ...

What is it about the guest laundry room? Do they honestly think that’s private. I can’t see how considering there is a big window and a camera in there.
Oh, well, if it wasn’t such a hot spot, I wouldn’t have anything to blog about today.
I was so glad that Dante was here to witness it. I was supposed to be his relief. But he never left.
Warning this is not as pornographic as it leads on to be.
First let me tell you about Dante. He acts fifty, looks sixteen and his age falls somewhere in between....