No, Adobe Doesn't Generally Call Me 'Dear'

Guess this spammer hasn't figured out normal modes of addressing customers, and that Adobe (although I'm fond of them) does not call me Dear.



Hello Dear,

Adobe is pleased to announce new version upgrades for Adobe Acrobat Reader
Advanced features include:

- Collaborate across borders
- Create rich, polished PDF files from any application that prints
- Ensure visual fidelity
- Encrypt and share PDF files more securely
- Use the standard for document archival and exchange

To upgrade and...