OKAY FOR CLARIFICATION im the saucy ask anon and not whatever the fuck that hecate thanatos bullshit was thats fucking disgusting, i just wanted to know whether hades ever got persephone to squirt and what their reactions would be, but like holy shit peopl
Oh good! I thought it was you!! haha. Trust me, that’s not the worst anon question I’ve gotten. Like, not even close.
As to your own question, probably not, since the “squirt” that everyone thinks is so interesting…
It’s just pee. That’s all it is. Sorry, it’s been studied and while the consensus isn’t 100% there, it’s pretty much pee. There’s no magical gland that produces female ejaculate. But there’s also no shame in a release of liquids just before or during orgasm either. Sorry to burst anyone’s bladder bubble about that.
And ask any classicist or Hellenic polytheist, and they will tell you that the gods don’t pee or poop like humans do. Humans, were made in the image of the gods, but the gods function differently than humans. Gods are deemed perfect beings and therefore don’t have any miasma (uncleanness), and piss and shit definitely fall under the banner of miasma*
*yes, menses traditionally count too, and I definitely have menstruating gods in my books, but I don’t believe that menstruation is “unclean” so deal with it
So in short, no, Persephone hasn’t squirted, no matter how much furious finger fucking they do.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a shower. Forever.
