No. No, no and further more no. Your last line of "Never cheat on a tattoo artist" is blaming the victim. Permanent damage to a drunk person's body is NOT justified by the possibility that they cheated.

It could be viewed that way, I suppose. Humor at all costs is my basic philosophy, but I don't feel I'm blaming anyone for anything. The story is snarky, but neutral (imo). Having said that, I feel bad for both of these people. Kindness is clearly not one of their burdens—either of them. His stupid contract won't hold up in a court of law and she will likely either end up rich or owning a big chunk of all his future income. Perhaps they both got what they deserved? Beats me, but it is what it is, snark and all. Also, have you ever been cheated on? Good Christ in heaven above does it fucking hurt…