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Thank you for your submission to Long and Strong, the only literary magazine that publishes its stories in the margins of direct marketing emails for penis enlargement pills.
There was much to like about your story. We found its length quite impressive (though it was lacking girth in some areas). Also, we appreciated some of the story elements, particularly the arc about the blind gas station attendant finding his long lost love. We feel that our readership (people with small penises) typically like these kinds of sentimental twists. However, we found the tone of the story flaccid and underwhelming.
We encourage you to submit to Long and Strong again in the near future.
Until then, we hope you’ll man up and try to one of our new pills -- WriteLooong -- which have been proven by our scientists to help with longer stories, better reader satisfaction, and more explosive climaxes. We are currently offering a special ($99.99 for a bottle of 20 WriteLooong pills).
Thank you again for your submission,
The Editors
If you haven't already, it's time for you to get rejectted:
; then go get rejecttedd again:
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