Rest in hell, my torment friends…

I have a secret to share.

I know… whoat whoa.

I think we have gotten to know each other well enough I can confide in all of you. So are you ready? Here goes.

I murdered some close friends this weekend.

Gasp!

I know.

Why is she telling us such things?

I know.

Should we call the authorities?

Grab your coffee and take a seat and I will share my weekend tale.

Ready?

Okay then…

…The weekend started out like any other weekend. The normal boring stuff we never wish to see our favorite author doing… laundry...