Short Story: #LiveTweet

#RIP
Roy out! What’d you jerks write on my tombstone, anyway?

#connected
Hey, what’s up, there’s WiFi down here! Underworld’s hooked UP

#YODO
I should live tweet this, right? Right??

#PearlyGates?
Want to take votes on who I’m about to meet? St. Peter?

#dontatme
…with your devil jokes. I’m talking to you, Chad. For real 

#selfie
It’s Charon!

#CoughItUp
Even the Staten Island Ferry’s free, but getting across the Styx requires cold hard cash.

#broke
Anyone got a quarter? @gofundme

#miser
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