Don’t change my baby.

 

I’m scared of Baby Changing Stations. I don’t want to change my baby into something else, and I don’t think anyone else should be changing their babies either. Babies will eventually change themselves. They’ll become doctors and lawyers and mechanics and ballerinas in a few years, so there’s no need to haul our loved ones into a weirdo bathroom with a weirdo Baby Changing Station.

However, if someone installs a Brussel Sprout Changing Station in a weirdo bathroom, I’m hauling my produce in there to see what happens.

Love,

Lynn K.