Headcanon accepted!!
I think they live outside the bounds of time, so creating one takes ages and yet no time at all. I think it’s a hobby for them since they have mountains of thread piling up but I don’t think they’d do something as cruel as giving Hades a “great job you immortal dickheads” tapestry every time a catastrophe happens.
Ok they finally have a bed for me. See all you guys on the other side of this.