Unlock the Pulse-Pounding Power of Pixels

The key to fun is to be... a square! In this minimalist art, each pixel has been painstakingly placed to produce the maximum payload for your personal perplexity. For those unfamiliar with this soon-to-be legendary character, Papa Pixel Pinwheeleos can be observed here ascending upward through the 4 colorful corners of his pixelated universe in search of the finest treasures. Surely he will find such things, or cryptographically die trying.

This animation started out as a simple little drawing...