Modern AU headcanon time! If hades gets hammered by alcohol one time (probably thanatos' doing) when persephone is in the world above, do you think he'll drunk call/text his wife? What would hades' say, and how would persephone feel about it? XD

Oh, she would be PIIIIIIIIIIIISSED at both of them (and especially Thanatos for encouraging him). I’m my canon, NOTHING good happens when Hades drinks.