Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend, and I are in a Love Triangle

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Y is always right. If she said the world will be hit by a meteor tomorrow and I opened my fat mouth, we’d all be doomed. Even when I am 100% certain she is wrong, the world seems to tilt a little and, when I regain my balance, she’s right again.

She is Russian. Her last name is pronounced,

“Pee-Yah-T-Nit-Skaya.”

You can imagine how she and Alexa might have gotten off on the wrong foot when...