Go Figure It Out With This Shout!

The cat will give you math today. That is what you humans say. Or it comes from it. One plus one equals such shit. Did you think I'd say two? Go figure at your zoo.

Time to shine.
Time to win.
Things shall align.
Sure not a sin.

But away you spin.
Away you pluck.
Can't do it in.
What the fluck?

Figures you'd fail.
Figures you'd faint.
So hit the trail.
A winner you ain't.

Bad grammar award.
Did I just win?
I'll have it bronzed and stored.
Eat your heart out Rin Tin Tin.

Not literally though.
Better off eating crap.
Go figure Mr. Crow.
You're such a sap.

Figured that out?
You're up on me.
I have no idea what it's about.
Of course I can lie to thee.

Or maybe lay or laid.
Go figure my shout.
The gutter may trade.
Had to be let out.

Go figure is it.
Or some other shit.
Don't hiss and spit.
Just go figure it.

Add and subtract.
Multiply and divide.
Get in on the act.
Stand and show pride.

Random thoughts pop.
Or they just fade.
So ends this crop.
Go figure the trade.

Did you go figure yet? Are you a user of it and many an other figure set? Go figure, figures, figure it out, figuring things out, and so much more to shout. I figure I'll end there though. I don't want you to figure out things and go. A backwards play. Figuring sure throws one in disarray. Do you have a calculator for life's sass? If not, I figure you'll get plenty from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.