In A Good Mood This Morning

I loved Verti.Until she jumped.That is when I felt Vertigo!
Did you hear Apple is building autonomous cars.The problem is,their having trouble installing Windows.
What do you call it when someone throws a boulder at a goat?Rockabilly!
In the 1990s I had three kids in diapers after they were born almost to the day,three years apart.The oldest one of the three was about four years old when I came home from work one dayand she said;"Daddy I fell down and hurt my bottom. Will you kiss it and make it feel better?"
I started complaining about this pain I was having to my doctor, she said, "We've run every test we can think of and the results show you're out of money." Okay,we have all been there.We have all in our lifetime have wanted to"Stick It To The Man!"Get away with some kind of act of defiance.So I ripped off the tag"Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law"    

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?A-mean-oh-acid!
What did David,my old band mateand now Professor atBowie State, Massachusetts ask for in aMexican Restaurant?A Beerrito! This is,Woke Up In A Good Mood This MorningJim Hauenstein, And, “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
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