Crap From Crap Across The Map!

This will be a real ass opener today. Hmm that sounds so bad to say. We won't go there with this show. Maybe that is how so many heads get up there though. Could be. Right. On with it at our sea.

You feel the urge.
The need to purge.
Oh my...insert curse.
Hey, we've done worse.

We're going there.
A flow with hair.
Unless you shave.
We hear it's the rave.

Smooth as a baby.
Impressive...maybe?
We don't want to know.
But back it will grow.

Where were we?
Right, not the need to pee.
Of course that can come.
Like walking and chewing gum.

So you do.
More than two.
Nope, don't count.
Doesn't matter the amount.

You just do and do.
The point of the loo.
And then it comes.
The addition to bums.

The ass wipe is ready.
You wipe it steady.
You may get it all.
You may not at your hall.

But that's on you.
Or cheap ass wipe too.
But it might be better.
Does that make you a fretter?

Nope, not a word.
But we made it be heard.
Unlike the chemicals in your ass wipe.
There are actually many a type.

Who knew that?
Sure not that cat.
Can lead to health crap for some people too.
My, what are humans to do?

Did you know that? You can poison yourself with what you use to wipe your scat? There is a murder technique for a serial killer in a book. Just be sure and quote my nook. There are actually chemicals in some brands that give people rashes, bladder infections, and the like. For years they wouldn't take a hike. Then they switched the ass wipe and poof, no more rashes of any type. Turns out the sneaky sob companies put stuff in there. Were you aware? Now you are thanks to the cat. Remember that if you get an itchy ass wiping your scat. Don't say the cat never helped you with a rhyme pass. I'm so glad I don't have to wipe what comes out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.