Men Don’t Cry

I had sex!
I was in college
(a place people go to have sex)
a girl
her name was J
she texted me
she said
“are you a virgin?”
“are you a MAN?”
she said
and I said
“Yes”
and
“No”
and she said
come to me
I did —
she invited me inside
and we had sex
and I thought
“I wonder what the best sex anyone has is”
(I bet it isn’t this)
and when it was over
she went to the bookshelf
and cleaned her vagina
with a baby-wipe
(a baby wipe is a thing you use to clean babies
and penises
and vaginas
vaginas are w...