A love song for Bash

There isn’t a day where I don’t see some kind of DevOps article that advocates some sort of higher order programming language for performing shell tasks, most recently one that uses Python to issue a POST request on a Discord Webhook API, when ever somebody logs into your server.

SSH Monitoring

The article, A SSH monitoring platform with Discord, makes this assumption that somehow issuing a HTTP API request with curl and bash is something that’s somehow worse than pulling se...