15 minutes with a cheeky piece of cod

Once a decade or so the hubster shares a joke that has me a-chucklin’. This week it arrived.





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A lady walks to her local fish shop, approaches the counter and says, “I would like a piece of cod.”





The fishmonger smiles and says, “Sorry, madam, but we have no cod.”





The lady wastes no time in reply, “But I want a piece of cod.”





“Madam,” the fishmonger says, “We have no cod.”





This goes back and forth for quite some time until the fishmonger says, “Madam, let me spell cod for you. C O F.”





The lady is quick to reply, “there is no F in cod.”





The fishmonger smiles, “Exactly, Madam. That’s what I’ve been telling you for the last half an hour we have no F-in-Cod.”













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